The Weather in Idaho

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Idaho plant gardens.

50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Boise sunbathe.

40 above zero:Italian & English tic;" cars won’t start. People in Idaho drive with the windows down.

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Pocatello gets thicker.

20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats

. People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:People in Miami all die. Idahoans close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Idaho get out their winter coats.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Idaho Falls are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Idahoans get upset because they can’t start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Idaho start saying…”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Idaho School Districst will open 2 hours late.